Dog Puns To Make You Howl With Laughter
Looking for some excellent dog puns? Then you need to stop what you're doing and start reading these!
It was my intention to hold a birthday picnic party for my dog, but it ended out to be more of a bark-beque instead.
If you believe I'll forget your birthday, you're thinking about something completely different than what's going on here.
For his birthday, my dog has expressed interest in having a pool party. All attendees were good buoys.
How do you differentiate a good dog pun from a bad dog pun? The ones that are any good will make you howl with laughter.
What became of the dog that had her puppies by the side of the road where she had given birth? A citation for trash was issued to her!
New girlfriend? You are already being kept under close supervision by her.
The dog couldn't for the life of him remember where in the parking lot he had parked his automobile.
What could be more fun than competing in a spelling bee? A talking dog!
When the dog went to the veterinarian, what did he have to say? "I have a feeling that one of my canines is running away!"